viral lepers

why the heck can't the viral lepers of the internet go away a enjoy a slow burn somewhere south of our version of present day, into the core of the earth?

i really have had had my share of wasted time and money trying to protect my pc from stupid garbage viruses that do nothing but wreak havoc on my computer!  it's almost as frustrating as putting the full garbage can out for waste mgt and have them take a pick up day that followed a holiday!

on a side note, all you jedi chicas that are out there, a call to arms, don't take any crap and don't get a tattoo, unless it is hidden somewhere that when you're 80 yrs old no one can see.  The laser removal sucks and sucks some more!

Rock on and I hope you can enjoy the tunes of vintage Def Leppard off the High and Dry album.  Yep I said album;)

Peace, love and strength;)

yumasight 

Humor and love lead the way

My forum for expression.  Love and what was that other word?  Oh yeah, humor lead the way.  Okay, I was able to be guided by an epiphany called "Big Picture".  Maybe some of you know it.  The sudden realization that maybe you're "call to arms to anniliate the enemy (said guy friend, boy friend, lover, spouse, ex spouse, random hookup that is a combo of all the above), shouldn't necessarily involve household poisons or a dog shock collar.  ANYway, you're call to arms, might be strategized, thoughtfully, with a Ben Hur 'Dramitico Finale' Brad Pitt by your side, as a bit hasty.  Love and War, a beautiful dicotomy, symmetrical yet asymmetrical.  Here is real conversation:  I love you, but I hate you.  You could say I love you 49% and I hate you 51%.  You make me crazy.  What the Hell?!!?  Husband and I had this conversation, just this evening, in fact.  The most important question asked was, Me-" What can I say to get you off the 'Crazy Train' when you walk through the door on the 'Crazy Train'?  The answer from Husband is 'I'll sleep on it.'  Mmmmm, yeah Productive to say the least.  I shall be the dutiful wife and wait for the answer, as Moses waited for his sign.  If I was confronted with a burning bush, then I should take notice immediately and call the local fire department or the local nurse..  Yes, you're a great audience, thank you for coming tonight.  I should share I'm a huge big fan of Studio 60 on Sunset Strip, and Project Runway and Top Chef.  I was able to catch up on all the Studio 60 reruns on Bravo.  I loved it because the plot moved so quickly and was so intertwined with all the players/actors.  I would love to be part of that production.  I know I would never be in that specified place at that scripted time, but I have a super outlook on life, gratitoutos, sponge-like, always looking for an edge, hurmorous and realistic.   I'm not sure all the slobber was able to be transmitted in that last sentence.  Anyway long story short, Husband is a stand up guy.   Tomorrow: Details. 

Much Love, Stand up, professional women,who do good ona daily basis, for strengthing the bond of all professional women who care for one another.

Yes, Jedi Knight Mothers and Soldiers.  Train the next crew in the Jedi ways.  Peace and love.

M 

Endurance-What does it really mean?

All is fair in love and war, no.  Marriage, a combo meal of love and war, yes.  Could I get a supersize of fair w/that?  NO.  Spouses, you love 'em, you hate 'em, then you hope they die before you so you can enjoy their retirement.  Terrible in written form, yes.  True, YES.  Have other wives had this thought, HECK YEAH!

I wish my husband was as well behaved, kind, considerate, loving, caring, level headed,  and patient, as my two children are.  What the heck happened???  I should have seen the red flag when he told me he had a degree in psychology.    There is a special kind of crazy out there, that only surfaces cycles one every 10 years.  Yes, commander we are approaching. 

Ladies, the bible states for wives to "endure".  I say the very nature of our roles in life are a testament to endurance.  We get hit with a menstrual cycle, more hormones than any human should be able to bear.  We get to wait for "the man" to ask us to wed, OH GOODY!  We get to change our last names, and thus our whole identity up to that "magical" time in our lives, is changed.  We then get to give birth to our children and rear them.  Oh fun.  I haven't hit menopause yet but I have "witnessed" episodes.  Motherhood,a mystique to men, who will never understand it, respect it, or celebrate it.  Funny, if there are guys out there who disagree, they are newlyweds, not yet out of the closet, or NACO.  A shout out to my homegirls, you know who they are.  The interesting thing is they are not only hispanic, but white as well.  Be on your guard.  I would like to say that it will all work out and we will have a Disney ending.  NOT TRUE.  Your Prince Charming will soon become, the Dark Prince that clouds your sunny day, and makes things go horribly wrong, for example, you are in a good mood until the Dark Prince shows up and spews complaints enough to suspend you in a cloud of anger and hate for 5 days.  Yes, he is lurking at your doorstep.  Where is my unicorn with the rainbow to make it all better?  Well, turns out he killed it and made stew of the unicorn steaks, and a new belt out of the hair.  Despite the evil dark side, with endurance, I shall prevail.

Much love my Jedi gangsta sisters

M-yumasight

New Year New Baby

Hello, I've been busy since I last posted.  I have to say I am welcoming my second baby into the world.  My precious baby boy was born in July of 2006.  Between work and home I am stretched, not so stretched to post on bravotv.com under Gail's blog.  I must say the Ben Murphy blog and Troydemeter blog have kept me a bit busy.  They are always good for a pick me up.  Let's see, my day started at 1:30a  with my son wanting to be fed.  It was soon followed up with a 5:30a calling.  Next we got reaquainted at 9a, the time I am supposed to show up for work.  Needless to say I called in about 1:30p, because baby had decided to take a nap and I was compelled to join him, and tell the receptionist I would not be in for the day.  Talk about feeling like a schmuck.  My feeling on maternity leave is that it should last at least 1 yr.  There is no way to function as a human being and go back to work after 3 months off.  My mother came over after work today and proceeded to tell me the baby was cold after she pulled her sweater over him.  Okay, we live in AZ and the high today was 63.  I put it in the catagory of fun with grandma, even though he was a little freaked out with sudden darkness, but didn't cry, GOOD BOY.  Let grandma have her fun.  My beautiful daughter, 91/2 yr.,  decided to give her movie critic gift of commenting continuously on a movie we have seen repeatedly, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.  "she looks like she's speaking through her teeth", then she went with engaging her baby brother, HEY BABY BROTHER!!!  YOU'RE SO CUTE!  YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.  EWWWW GROSS YOU FARTED!  He responded with, AAAAA,  RAAAAA, LAAAAA, BRAAAA and RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.  That was a good day.

Much love to all parents

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